EATING IN THE
Pasta had
not been invented.
Curry was a
surname.
Olive oil
was kept in the medicine cabinet
Spices came
from the
Herbs were
used to make rather dodgy medicine.
A takeaway
was a mathematical problem.
A pizza was
something to do with a leaning tower.
Bananas and
oranges only appeared at Christmas time.
The only
vegetables known to us were spuds, peas, carrots and cabbage.
All crisps
were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not.
Condiments consisted
of salt, pepper, vinegar and brown sauce if we were lucky.
Soft drinks
were called pop.
Coke was
something that we put on the fire.
A Chinese chippy was a foreign carpenter.
Rice was a
milk pudding, and never, ever part of our dinner.
A Big Mac was
what we wore when it was raining.
A Pizza Hut
was an Italian shed.
A microwave
was something out of a science fiction movie.
Brown bread
was something only poor people ate.
Oil was for
lubricating, fat was for cooking
Bread and
jam was a treat.
Tea was made
in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.
Coffee was
Camp, and came in a bottle.
Cubed sugar
was regarded as posh.
Figs and
dates appeared every Christmas, but no one ever ate them.
Coconuts
only appeared when the fair came to town.
Jellied
eels were peculiar to Londoners.
Salad cream
was a dressing for salads, mayonnaise did not exist
Hors
d'oeuvre was a spelling mistake.
The starter
was our main meal. Soup was a main meal.
Only Heinz
made beans.
Leftovers
went in the dog.
Special
food for dogs and cats was unheard of.
Fish was
only eaten on Fridays.
Fish didn't
have fingers in those days.
Eating raw
fish was called poverty, not sushi.
Ready meals
only came from the fish and chip shop.
For the best
taste fish and chips had to be eaten out of old newspapers.
Frozen food
was called ice cream.
Nothing
ever went off in the fridge because we never had one.
Ice cream
only came in one colour and one flavour.
None of us
had ever heard of yoghurt.
Jelly and
blancmange was only eaten at parties.
If we said
that we were on a diet, we simply got less.
Healthy
food consisted of anything edible.
People who
didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy.
Indian
restaurants were only found in
Brunch was
not a meal.
If we had
eaten bacon lettuce and tomato in the same sandwich we would have been
certified
A bun was a
small cake back then.
The
word" Barbie" was not associated with anything to do with food.
Eating
outside was a picnic.
Cooking
outside was called camping.
Seaweed was
not a recognised food.
Pancakes
were only eaten on Pancake Tuesday
"Kebab"
was not even a word never mind a food.
Hot dogs
were a type of sausage that only the Americans ate.
Cornflakes
had arrived from
The phrase
"boil in the bag" would have been beyond comprehension.
The idea of
"oven chips" would not have made any sense at all to us.
The world
had not heard of Pot Noodles, Instant Mash and Pop Tarts.
Sugar
enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold.
Lettuce and
tomatoes in winter were only found abroad.
Prunes were
medicinal.
Surprisingly
muesli was readily available in those days, it was called cattle feed.
Pineapples
came in chunks in a tin; we had only ever seen a picture of a real one.
We never
heard of Croissants we certainly couldn't pronounce it,
We thought
that Baguettes were a problem the French needed to deal with.
Garlic was
used to ward off vampires, but never used to flavour
food.
Water came
out of the tap, if someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than
petrol for it they would have become a laughing stock.
Food
hygiene was all about washing your hands before meals.
Campylobacter,
Salmonella, E.coli, Listeria,
and Botulism were all called "food poisoning."
The one
thing that we never ever had on our table in the fifties …. elbows!