CHAPTER THREE
-LEAVING THE NEST-
I
expected we would both be sent to the same place, and all systems go. No such
luck. He was sent to
The
lodgings were so poor that my doctor said I would have to move as I was not
getting fed properly. The route to the office was along a colliery road, under
a bridge, which was prone to flooding. I would pick up speed on my cycle and go
through with legs in the air, making quite a bow wave. It was fine on the
morning, but in the evening it was dark and I only had a dim cycle lamp. Once
some ‘kind’ person had placed a number of stepping stones just below the water
line! It was like riding over railway sleepers when both my tyres were
punctured.
The
appointment of police cadet was, in fact, an assistant to the police war
department. We took care of any fire arms that had to be handed in and supplied
about 1,000 Special Constables with gas masks, helmets etc and kept them
informed of any wartime developments.
We were
also responsible for the pigeon post! Yes – pigeon post. This was in case of
radio failure. One busy Saturday morning, we walked across the market square
and released some pigeons, apparently with some urgent messages in small
containers on their legs. I was sent on night classes for typing and
short-hand, taught Morse code and first aid. I went to my first post-mortem
where everybody thought I would keel over. ‘Where’s the heart? What’s that bit
for?’ I asked. The pathologist explained everything and the Union man was satisfied that the miner had died of coal dust on his
lungs.
On
occasions I was attached to the Home Guard for rifle shooting etc and once we
were instructed by a regular soldier
in unarmed combat. We were shown how to attack a sentry from the rear, by
hitting him in the kidney, putting an arm around his neck, pulling him to the
ground and then hitting him hard. We then had to pair off and practice. ‘When
you get them down, show them you mean it by really banging their heads’. One
man nearly fainted – his opponent’s hair had come off! We all fell about
laughing, much to the discomfort of the ‘opponent’, who did however see the
funny side later.